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Spectral Metaphors

Listen: this is how you make friends.  You ask them strange personal questions and if they answer them like a real person you are now friends.  I promise this is how it works.  I know, I was there, I was that guy they buried.  They then went out to get ice cream.  I know that cause they were talking about it.  Hey, dead guys have ears too.  And Thumbs.

But seriously, fuck it.  I'm gonna try to make some bullshit comics again.  Might as well, don't have anything else going on.

She left him for champagne

turning up the heat

2 cups

We had to call the fire department

Why won't they just let the poor man in?

To be fair TIXE sounds kind of not english

Also, there was an entrance three feet to his right.

RDJ is just CB on the DL with the PS

Well he is.